elemeno-pee:

feury:

they say the best things in life are free

is food free

is internet free

guess not

THERE’S FREE WIFI AT MCDONALD’S AND YOU COULD SCAVENGE FOR FRIES LIKE A PIGEON

2 hours ago with 202,085 notes

nonelikerae:

This is the dream life.

lmaoalien:

waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

3 hours ago with 5,543 notes

condommodel:

check out this picture of a floating head

image

1 day ago with 78,621 notes

aerienette:

Nature on We Heart It.

dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

2 days ago with 256,930 notes